THE HAPPY HOOKER LOADED TEA OR LOADED WATER

🌊✨ THE HAPPY HOOKER HAS DOCKED! ✨🌊

Meet THE HAPPY HOOKER—the newest sip from our Boat Names Menu! ⚓️💗

A dreamy combo of GREEN APPLE & BLUE RASPBERRY that’s TART and basically tastes like your beach-day daydream decided to become a drink. 😂🌴

Choose your adventure: make it a ⚡ Loaded Tea when you want that get-up-and-GO, or 💦 Loaded Water when you’re ready to sip your way through the day.

Boat optional. Good vibes required. 😎⚓️

Ready to catch this one? Grab THE HAPPY HOOKER and Add a LiL WHOA to your H2O! 💦💗

CAFFEINE LEVELS

LOW TIDE - No ENERGY

HIGH TIDE- EXTRA ENERGY  (180 MG) 

TSUNAMI - ENERGY + Guarana (220 MG)

**ALL SALES ARE FINAL! NO RETURNS**